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A Japanese doctor said, Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.

A German doctor said, Thats nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.

A British doctor said, In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half of a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.

A Sri Lankan doctor, not to be outdone said, You guys are way behind. We took a man with no brains out of deep South; put him in the Presidents House and now half the country is looking for work.

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Comments for Looking for Work by Sri Lankan Doctor

lol, why do i get the feeling he's talking about George Bush too??!
ann on Mon, Aug 11, 2008

its not funny
wpk on Sat, Aug 30, 2008

good joke
Akash on Tue, Sep 02, 2008

Good try. but not funny.
mdv on Tue, Sep 02, 2008

ane manda!
no on Thu, Sep 11, 2008

Its nut funny as it says
sana on Mon, Sep 29, 2008

i can't laugh reading that

wikum chathuranga on Wed, Oct 15, 2008

Mahinda Rajapaksha gena neda kiyanne
shika on Thu, Dec 18, 2008

A LAME JOKE

Siri on Thu, Jan 15, 2009

this is not a joke..this suits to Ranil...don't insult our leader pls..
dilshan on Sat, Jul 25, 2009

why not apply this to the man with no brains from flower road? after all we have experienced it.
ananda on Fri, Aug 07, 2009

yah it sucks
president mahinda has a good practical knowledge rather than theoreticians.
this suits for George bush, ranil, prabha, Elizabeth, charles etc
sana on Sat, Sep 05, 2009

This joke is very relevant to what is happening in Sri Lanka
Kumar on Thu, Sep 10, 2009

C'mon, joke is not logical, sri lakan man's not talking about similar thing, he's talking abt geography and positions nothing medical. A stupid try... U gotta grow up man
Sanje on Sat, Sep 12, 2009

mee mokakda meee..
Sameera Abeysekara on Mon, Dec 28, 2009

nice joke.....but I think its from one of the members
of tamil international Diaspora who support to LTTE

saradiyel on Sat, Jan 23, 2010

moda joke ekak
nimal on Fri, Feb 05, 2010

Some stupids (Narumayo) are there who can not even entertain a JOKE without bringing politics in to it.
gajaya on Fri, Mar 12, 2010

Not much good... but fine in deep

Tharuka on Tue, Mar 23, 2010

This is good for spineless Sri Lankans who doesnt love the country
Lion on Sun, Apr 04, 2010

This sucks....Please don't insult our leader..
Supuni on Thu, Apr 08, 2010

sucks!! I think this joke is from someone who has green color blood!!
anne on Thu, Apr 22, 2010

lole... lolaaa...
fatta :D
genius on Thu, Aug 12, 2010

joke is not good but actually he havent a brain.it is true
gayn on Fri, Aug 13, 2010

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